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No Swimming
by James Paddock

A collection of short shorts and long shorts, humorous, sad, thought provoking and by all means, interesting.

  • The attack of the one-eyed killer gator
  • A South Carolina bride struggles as a Montana wife
  • What caused the casket lid to slam shut?
  • A waiting room between heaven and the next life
  • The last photograph at a wedding reception that goes terribly wrong
  • A kitten named Hodgepodge and a girl named Laughter
  • Kids go in and never come out
  • An Arizona desert hike with unexpected results
  • Does a little girl listen to her father’s last breath?
  • Who has the last remaining pencil in the world?
  • A young lady gives her grandfather a lesson in understanding
  • Lipstick and perfume trump a dented fender
  • Who is more twisted, him for how he treats her, her for sticking around?
  • A race down a Nevada highway reveals answers to questions she didn't know she had.

INCLUDES a bonus novella: Hot Roast Beef with Mustard.
 

Smilodon

Angels in the Mist

Before Anne After

Sabre City

The Last Sabre

Lost & Forgotten

Deserving of Death

Time Will Tell

Hot Roast Beef with Mustard

Sabre-Toothed Cat Trilogy

The Time-Travel Duo

Remembering Death

Sailing into Death

Angel of Death

Driven by Death

Never Surrender to Death

Secrets in Death

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