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The Clitheroe Prime Minister
by Steven Suttie

What if a beer guzzling welder from up north was PM?

"Brilliant fun"

"LAUGH OUT LOUD"

"What a hoot!"

THE CLITHEROE PRIME MINISTER

A funny and politically incorrect satire novel that straight talking folk just can't get enough of.

IS GREAT BRITAIN ABOUT TO GET A WELDER IN AS PRIME MINISTER?

This is a laugh-out-loud adventure about an ordinary egg & chips eating kind of man, who finds himself accidentally becoming the most famous bloke in Britain.

Jim Arkwright is having a really weird week. After learning that a video of him messing about and talking politics in the pub has gone viral, he finds himself on the radio, wiping the floor with the experts and politicians live on the air. The British public, sick to death of the sleazy, money grabbing, out of touch political figureheads are instantly endeared by the straight-speaking Lancashire man. They love his ideas and his friendly, warm nature.

Jim hears the things that ordinary folk say, on buses, in cafes and down the launderette. Big Jim is a man who is in touch with the public, unlike the nation's politicians.

The following morning’s newspapers start a campaign demanding that Big Jim should become Prime Minister. But Jim has got a really big job on at work. He doesn't have any time for all this nonsense.

Can Big Jim be tempted to join the Government? The people of Clitheroe hope so, as the picturesque little Lancashire town has become over-run with media gangs, press trucks, television channels and happy go lucky tourists.

This is a fun, cheeky, exciting and endearing satire novel that readers can't put down. Britain really has found a new kind of Leader. A working class welder from up north.

DISCLAIMERS...

WARNING: CONTAINS EFFING and JEFFING! Aye, excuse the french.

WARNING: THIS BOOK IS NOT A SERIOUS POLITICS BOOK. It's in the humour section.

WARNING: IF YOU DO NOT POSSESS A SENSE OF HUMOUR, DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY ON THIS AWFUL RUBBISH. It's a load of crap!

This is not a serious politics book. It is a satire comedy novel which is intended to amuse readers, particularly those of a working-class disposition. It is nothing more than a fictional story about what could happen if a straight talking, politically incorrect, beer guzzling welder from up north was to become PM.

If you think it is amusing that Grandparents should be banned from wearing tracksuits (unless they are competing in a race or something,) that the police should be tazering yobs at will, and that naughty kids should be sent down manholes to scrape poo off the sewer walls with their fingernails, then you will probably enjoy this book.

If you think that these ideas are preposterous, then you will hate it and get mad and you will certainly not appreciate the knob joke!
 

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